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Wear it. Mean it.
Merch from the keynote. Cotton, vinyl, and ink — the analog stuff the machines can not print for you. Checkout runs on Shopify; everything ships from the same shelf.
Both Hands Full
Wear the thesis.
Merch from the keynote. Cotton, vinyl, and ink — no synthetic substitutes. Walk in with both hands full.
Both Hands Full Tee
Heavyweight cotton, stencil mark on the chest. Built to outlast the hype cycle.
$36
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Refuse to Outsource Sticker
Die-cut vinyl. Slap it on the laptop you still type your own ideas into.
$5
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Too Weird to Die Poster
18×24 print of the album thesis. For the wall you argue in front of.
$24
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